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if something has a "price",
it can have leverage.

Pricing over liquidity.
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bet?

crypto built its own version of slop

prediction markets that sell “truth” but farm dopamine
perps that sell “hedging” but farm liquidations
chains that sell “decentralization” but farm vc exit liquidity

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